Smoke

(pronounced "smōk") Largely considered the most successful hacker in modern Halo: CE, Smoke aka EpicClouds aka stayy smurfin aka FILTHYFUCKINGPUMPER aka way too many other names to list here is largely retired. He has moved on to his PC where he engages in furious amounts of masturbation and games that look extraordinarily boring. His Twitch view count drops enormously when he streams anything other than CE, but as a man of the hills of Pennsylvania who survives on rodents and sometimes dead crow, he isn't concerned.

With a maximum bench press of an impressive 97 pounds, Smoke actively goes to the gym. It is the only place he goes. It cannot be stressed enough. It is literally the only other place he goes.

Smoke's most impressive accomplishment was going +1 against Ogre 2 whilst fellow comrade, Slish, went -11. Some say it was one of the most humiliating moments of both of their lives, but that is neither here nor there.

Common synonyms: cheater, hacker, gym rat, actual rat, quitter.