Slish

Full name: Slish "Brian" Slashington. Often referred to informally as "daddy," Slish once ate 12 shots from three different players (his own teammate was shooting him) and lived to tell the tale. Mostly active on Halo: CE on Tuesday nights and Wednesday afternoons, he recently switched his schedule on the Stinky Lizard so he can play Wednesdays and Thursdays. It's a bold strategy considering players such as Akademik and CrizzleF play on Thursdays.

Slashington was quoted as saying, "I know I'm not that great at this game, but I'm always ready for a challenge. Worst case scenario, I can continue to adjust my router settings to ensure victory."

Synonyms: Parkinson's Disease, Seizure, Tremor, and Earthquake.